Sir, We Have an Orc Problem
- Linux
- Windows
About this game
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is a short tower defense game with incremental-style meta-progression.
A bazillion orcs
Defend your base against an overwhelming number of orcs. They're coming with tens of thousands of troops to overrun you. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!
Massive upgrade tree
Use resources earned from every run, won or lost, to unlock and upgrade powerful turrets. Every upgrade brings you closer to defeating the horde.
Active abilities
Launch strafing runs, orbital lasers and even nukes to slaughter masses of orcs and survive critical situations.
System requirements
- OS
- 10
- Processor
- Any x86_64 CPU
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics
- Vulkan 1.3 support
- Storage
- 200 MB available space
- Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Support links
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Fully Loaded
Buy all upgrades
19.9%Rare

Overkill
Deal 666k damage with a single nuke
40.4%Uncommon

Gotta Start Somewhere
Survive level 1.1
97.4%Common

The Real War Begins Now
Survive level 3.1
88.7%Common

Against All Odds
Survive level 6.2
30.3%Uncommon

Elemental Carnage
Survive level 4.1 with only Flamethrower, Tesla Coil and Cryo Beam
18.5%Rare

Four-tified
Survive level 6.1 with only four types of towers and no abilities
12.2%Rare

Fine, I'll Do It Myself
Survive level 2.1 without any towers
21.8%Rare

One Is Enough
Survive level 1.1 with only a single tower and no abilities
25.6%Uncommon

Specialist
Survive level 3.1 with only one type of tower and no abilities
22.5%Rare

Triple Threat
Survive level 5.1 with only three types of towers and no abilities
17.2%Rare